We Think Violet Can
Support Heeeeere's Violet! while helping homeless youth
Goal
The "I Think I Can" campaign encourages people to fulfill their dreams while raising funds for their organization. So I am asking you all to support me, and At The Crossroads, while I work toward my goal.
I have decided to become the new host for The Tonight Show! And I need your support to motivate me. The more money I raise, the more confidence I will gain, then anything is possible!!
I chose this goal because
There is not enough room to list all the reasons why I should be the new host, but here are the TOP TEN (look out Dave)
1.I work cheap, they only need to give me one million dollars a year and I would host forever or or at least until I become a middle-aged man who whines about hosting a show instead of buying a Porsche like anyone else in a mid-life crises.
2.I am way cuter than any of those other guys on late night.
3.I don't need a team of 1,000 writers to re-hash the same torturous jokes every night. I can do that all by myself.
4.I would have killer musical guests. (Redd Kross, get your guitars in tune!)
5.I would never, ever , ever have Viagra commercials run during my time slot or have and guests on the show who look like they need it.
6.I would not ask obvious questions like.... "What's it like to be nominated for an Oscar?"
7.I would play the accordion myself instead of having a band.
8.I can swear in Italian at the silly guests from reality TV shows and the censers would never know what I was saying.
9.I would have Jack Hannah only bring wild animals on when guests are wearing fur, so there can be a show down to see who deserves to be wearing the fur. A tiger vs, Kanye....hmmmm....
10.I will have a platform to spread the word about at At The Crossroads!!
I'm helping because
I'm helping because I have volunteered with At The Crossroads so I was able to really learn about their impact on the homeless youth of San Francisco.
About At The Crossroads
ATC walks the streets of San Francisco, reaching out to homeless youth and young adults on their turf. We work with young people who others have given up on, who would not get help without us. Since we started 13 years ago, we have worked with more than 5,000 youth, helping them build outstanding lives.
